No not that pervert. Clearly for the next 10 days I won't exist because I have misplaced my social security card and birth certificate. Probably one of the worst things someone can lose, I was panicing at first. Luckily I don't need them right away but for some reason I just thought, "Where are they?"
Thanks to the power of the web, I acted fast and read you don't have to go to your birth state to get a new birth certificate. You can order one from VitalChek, but at a price of course. They trick you because at first it's just $25, however, later on they add on so many fees it ends up costing $50. Social Security you ask? Just go online and print out the form and take it to your nearest S.S. office.
Friends. Never carry around your important documents, leave them in a safe place. *adm*